i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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