8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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