God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
why is half of my head shaved?
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