i think my mom watched the whole time
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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