Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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