Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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