Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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