You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
