You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Maybe he injected his testicle?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You don't make any sense
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