btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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