We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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