Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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