Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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