saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
