this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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