this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
