we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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