That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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