This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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