So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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