its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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