The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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