I want to stick my p in your. b.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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