"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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