He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize