just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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