i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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