youre lurking in front of me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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