Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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