Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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