His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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