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I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just gift wrapped bread.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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