no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You can make out without kissing
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