Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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