HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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