Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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