Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
