I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I lost the right to judge tonight
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