Im at strip club and am horny
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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