The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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