Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
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