He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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