brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If that was your dad, he is hot
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Randomize
