im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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