make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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