what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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