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(208): View more from Idaho

the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise

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(347): View more from New York

We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job

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(970): View more from Colorado

Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.

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(614): View more from Ohio

There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.

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(716): View more from New York

She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked

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(585): View more from New York

If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.

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(630): View more from Illinois

21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.

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