The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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