Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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