We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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