Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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