I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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