so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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