i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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