if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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