I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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