her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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